"Spouting glib one-liners more suitable matched to Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Willis, Ripley acts as if the coming disaster is no tragedy at all."
I don't care if every other John Woo fan liked Face/Off, I thought it was shit. Shit, I tell you! Oh, the lonely life of a critic.
Short, snippy little piece about Arnold Schwarzenegger, the man once described as "a condom stuffed with walnuts."
More of a review of the Star Wars Special Edition hype than of the film itself. I expected to get lots of angry responses, but I got nothing. Pout.
I am not actually responsible for the really great headline -- I think that was from my friend Liz. Some of the funny jokes in this piece, however, are mine. I think.