fhwang.net

social_software

Amusing spam of the week
Saturday, August 27, 2005

Hello,

We want to add your website fhwang.net to our search engine/web
directory (www.*********.com) on such topics as "the street,apartment
building,rob,apartment,front,window,into,remember,screaming,fucking,mom".

In order to add a description and review the keywords we selected for
your website please use this submit form:

http://www.*********.com/add.cgi 

.. And if you like our website please reciprocate with a link from your
site, like this:

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ten types of search <br><br> 

Thank you

Yours,
**** ******

I like the way that my recounting of a harrowing incident of a neighbor’s mental breakdown can seem like it might be voyeur/incest porn, with terms like “window”, “screaming”, “fucking”, and “mom”.

By the way, I ran into Rob the other night on my street; he thought maybe I was Japanese and asked if I could translate something for him. He seems more or less well-adjusted now. There’s a pretty harsh scar on his arm, though.

Tagged: social_software

Running your own auction
Sunday, April 17, 2005

When I decided to auction the Unauthorized iPod U2 vs. Negativland Special Edition on my own web site, one of my concerns was how I was going to take bids from strangers and ensure that those strangers wouldn’t back out if they won. After all, you don’t want to muddy up your 15 minutes of fame just ‘cause some high school kid feels like playing around. On the other hand, you also don’t want a system that’s so cumbersome that potential bidders give up out of exasperation. So here, for posterity’s sake, are my thoughts about running an auction on your own website.

Tagged: social_software, web