funny

Maybe I’m a cliche, but Hype Machine’s “server overloaded” page made me LOL:

And yeah, it really bums me out to watch Claudia just snort up half those Pixie Stixs when she is so blatantly trying to get attention to her sugar problem, but every time we try to talk to her about it she says she needs it to focus on her art and that her super-strict Asian parents are coming down on her ass again so what’s the point, really? This whole club is really getting to be a drag but whatever, I started the project and I just know that bitch Marci is waiting for me to like, drop the ball on this whole thing so she can pick up all the money and maybe Mary-Anne’s boyfriend Logan as a nice “fuck you too” perk.

‘Baby-Sitters’ Club’ By Bret Easton Ellis: Chapter 1

Pretty well done. If I were an old school hamster looking to buy a car this would totally work on me.

Or maybe in Guantanamo:

Next-generation video game cereals:

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Next-Gen Cereal System Edition Winners

God bless the intrepid souls who go on to Chatroulette! to do video chat with totally random strangers. Without their brave explorations, we’d never get screenshots like these:

The 24 Best Chat Roulette Screenshots

A video game where you play by screaming:

The C Programming Language, by Brian W Kernighan & Dennis M Ritchie & HP Lovecraft

“Cap’n Marsh, see, he’d been dealing with queer folks in the South Sea islands, and they taught him some peculiar ways. Out there on Devil Reef, he built a funct’n that called itself to print any leading digits, then printed out the trailing digit at the end.

“Matt Elliot, Obed’s fust mate, he allus was agin’ it, but he saw it with his own eyes how that funct’n used to call itself up like a serpent eatin’ its own tail–

      void Cthulhu
      (int Ia) {
      if (Ia/10)
      Cthulhu (IA/10);
      putchar // ftagn!
        (Ia % 10 + '0');
      } // neblod zin!

“Twistin’ and writhing like nothing of this Earth, it’d spit out those strings without no heap allocation in sight.”

Google Chrome Issue 31482: Huge amount of goats teleported

Comment 25 by luke.schlather, Jan 12 (2 days ago)

How is it that Chrome still has these enormous show-stopper bugs on Linux? I’m not going to introduce this kind of system instability just to get a mild performance improvement over Firefox. Firefox has never teleported an unreasonable amount of goats. It always keeps it within the acceptable range of my teleporter.