In which your author manages to make others who are probably about as old as him totally freaked about being old
Also, who’s this Tupac guy you keep talking about? Is he, like, Lil Jon’s cousin or something?
The most painful line of the day: “To most everyone, AOL was the company that mailed you all those CDs so you could get on a 56K modem when you were in grade school.” Most everyone! Grade school! OMG I’m going back to bed!
Millenials Rule The Land, at The Awl