Amusing spam of the week

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I like the way that my recounting of a harrowing incident of a neighbor’s mental breakdown can seem like it might be voyeur/incest porn, with terms like “window”, “screaming”, “fucking”, and “mom”.

By the way, I ran into Rob the other night on my street; he thought maybe I was Japanese and asked if I could translate something for him. He seems more or less well-adjusted now. There’s a pretty harsh scar on his arm, though.