Remember, kids: If you pirate movies, you're stealing from the hard-working men and women who make the magic of Hollywood possible. Like, say, James J. Jackson, the vice president of legal affairs at Sony Pictures Entertainment, who was recently ordered to pay $825,000 in damages for enslaving a 60-year-old Filipino woman for a year. I'm sure Mr. Jackson was forced to make his slave sleep on the living room floor because of kids downloading movies with BitTorrent.